WOMEN CAN BE SEXIST
MINORITIES CAN BE RACIST
GAYS/TRANS/ETC CAN BE IGNORANT
ATHEISTS CAN BE BIGOTED
YOU ARE NOT EXCUSED.
going back to school after a break is like when you pause a video game to go pee and when you come back you forget how intense and chaotic everything was when you paused it and the second you unpause it all your enemies collectively punch you in the face
my grandfather and my great aunt both spoke 6 languages fluently and I remember hearing them have a conversation and they would switch languages mid sentence because what they were describing could be more succinctly said in a different language and that’s so cool if I want to express that something is really great I will say the word hella before an adjective
I want to have the cutest relationship with you.
"hey dude you want the rest of my fries?"